Swan Song story
Gospel-singing superstar Tommy Brown is hugely successful, but he is unable to enjoy the usual benefits of fame and wealth. His zealous wife Edna can prove he had committed statutory rape with one of his backup singers, Maryann. She watches him carefully when he is touring, and even blackmails him into giving all the proceeds from his concerts to her ministry. Tommy decides to kill Edna and Maryann. He drugs both women to sleep while piloting a small, private plane flying to Los Angeles, then parachutes from the plane before it crashes into desert mountains. Brown lands roughly, hurting his leg. He hides the parachute and lies down near the burning plane wreckage, making it seem like he was thrown clear in a tragic crash caused by flying through bad weather. The FAA investigator is ready to rule the crash was an accident. Edna's brother, Luke appeals to Columbo to consider the case a possible homicide, based on his mistrust of Tommy. Final clue/twist: Columbo’s investigation leads him to conclude that Brown must have used a home-made parachute to jump from the plane in midair, which he then hid somewhere in the mountains. Columbo tells Brown that a boy scout troop will be scouring the mountains for any wreckage from the crash. However, Brown seems unperturbed. At the airport before Brown is about to fly off to a concert, Columbo notices Brown taking his car rental keys with him onto the plane. Because he doesn't return the keys, Columbo concludes that Brown must be returning to Los Angeles. That night Brown drives up into the mountains and unearths the parachute, but he is caught bringing it back to the rental car by Columbo, hiding in wait. A relieved Brown asks Columbo if he's afraid to be alone with a killer; Columbo plays Brown's songs and says anyone who sings that well can't be all bad. Directed by: Nicholas Colasanto. Story by: Stanley Ralph Ross, David Rayfiel.
22 total · 4 choice · 6 major · 12 minor
| Theme | Level | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| blackmail | choice | Edna and Maryann pulled Tommy's strings by threatening to out him for statutory rape since they had evidence that he had slept with Maryann when she was 16. |
| greed for riches | choice | Tommy Brown murdered his sanctimonious, blackmailing wife to get out from under her yolk and come into control of the fortune they were both contesting for control over. |
| how to murder someone and get away with it | choice | When Tommy Brown was blackmailed by his wife Edna over having slept with an underage girl in the past, he came up with the following elaborate plot to rid himself of both the wife and the victim: During a private plane flight he would personally pilot, he would fake getting lost and losing control to crash the plane. In fact, he drugged the girls and jumped himself to safety with a homemade parachute before the impact. |
| spouse murder | choice | When Tommy Brown was blackmailed by his wife Edna over having slept with an underage girl in the past, he came up with an elaborate plot to rid himself of both the wife and the victim. |
| Christianity | major | Tommy Brown was gospel-singing superstar with a zealously Christian wife who wanted to use their profits to build a $5 million "tabernacle" of worship. |
| controlling partner | major | Edna was a stereotypically domineering wife to Tommy, who wouldn't let him spend any of the fortune they were collecting on tour or let him sleep around with his adoring young fans. |
| husband and wife | major | Tommy was stranded with a domineering wife who wouldn't let him sleep around with his adoring young fans. |
| law enforcement | major | The bumbling but sharp-witted homicide detective Lt. Columbo was tasked with the following murder mystery: Was the plane crash that killed Tommy Brown's wife and a gospel singing girl but left himself unscathed really an accident, or was it a carefully staged homicide? |
| music | major | The villain of the story Tommy Brown was a famous pop gospel singer. |
| sexual crime | major | Tommy Brown was seemingly guilty of statutory rape on account of having had sex with a 16-year old in motels. He was being blackmailed over it and resorted to killing the blackmailers. |