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columbo1971e4x03 · 1974-10-27

Colonel Lyle C. Rumford, head of the Haynes Military Academy, an all-boys school, is told by the Board of Trustees president William Haynes, with whom Rumford has a contentious relationship, that due to declining enrollment it must be converted into a coed school. Haynes also makes clear that Rumford will no longer be in charge of the revamped institution. Rumford rigs a school cannon by blocking its discharge with a cleaning rag, then modifies a shell with a more powerful explosive so that the cannon will explode when Haynes fires it the next morning, at a ceremonial occasion. Rumford pins the accident on a cadet, Roy Springer, who has a history of behavioral demerits. Eventually Rumford’s own fanatical sense of duty provides Columbo the clues that lead to Rumford’s incrimination. Final clue/twist: Rumford, an absolute stickler for the academy’s rules, is determined to find a bottle of prohibited cider that he knows is on the premises. Columbo himself finds the cider, and realizes there is a connection between it and the murder. He gains the confidence of the cadets who made the cider, and has them tell him everything about how and when it was made. Once he learns that information, he asks Rumford if he had seen the cider previously. When Rumford says yes, it incriminates him. Columbo tells him he could have seen the cider only on the morning of the murder (the cider had been hung out to ferment at night, and as such was only visible around sunrise), and only if he was standing very near the cannon (because of the location of the trees on the academy grounds). So on the morning of the murder Rumford was not asleep, as he had claimed; instead, he must have been at the cannon. Directed by: Harvey Hart. Story by: Howard Berk.

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how to murder someone and get away with it choice Colonel Lyle C. Rumford goaded his superior into firing a cannon he went to elaborate lengths to rig to explode at a ceremonial occasion, taking care to make the cause of the accident look like an act of negligence by a cadet he did not much like. One gathers that he would have gotten away with his crime had it not been for the meddlesome Lt. Columbo.
traditionalism choice Colonel Rumford couldn't stand idly by and let girls be admitted to this traditionally boys only school. He resorted to murder most foul.
discipline of a child major Colonel Rumford prided himself on turning the boys under his charge at the military academy into disciplined young men. In one pointed scene, Cadet Springer was made to wash a courtyard with a toothbrush as punishment for having skipped off to the neighboring girl's college in flagrant violation of academy rules.
framing someone for a crime major Military academy head Colonel Rumford goaded the academy's Board of Trustees president into firing a cannon he'd rigged to explode, resulting in the president presumably being blown to bits, and tried to make it look the explosion was due to Cadet Springer's negligence.
law enforcement major The bumbling but sharp-witted homicide detective Lt. Columbo was tasked with solving the following alleged murder mystery: Was the military academy present's getting blown to bits when firing a ceremonial cannon due to the negligence of a young cadet, or did someone higher up have it in for him?
military related work major The villain of the story Colonel Lyle C. Rumford was the head of a military academy for boys. The viewer is shown the strict daily regimen that the cadets were expected follow, and Colonel Rumford prided himself on running a disciplined operation.
opposition to authority major Cadet Springer had a chip on his shoulder, and routinely disobeyed his superiors at the academy.
patriotism major Colonel Rumford was driven by a desire to play his part in making "the best damn army int he world, and Haynes Academy is going to be a part of it".
pride major Colonel Rumford was exceedingly proud of Haynes military academy, which he ran, so much so he couldn't stand idly by and let girls be admitted to this traditionally boys only school. He resorted to murder most foul.
what if I were being framed for a crime major Cadet Springer was being framed by Colonel Rumford for the murder of William Haynes.