Close Encounters of the Mini Kind story
Presented in the same sped-up miniature style as "Night of the Mini Dead", the episode begins with police officers responding to a spaceship landing in the Nevada Desert. Despite coming in peace, the aliens were then killed by the careless officers after mistaking the leader's penis for a gun. In response, a beacon activates, alerting a fleet of flying saucers orbiting Earth. The saucers fly over the United States, destroying landmarks and pulling humans and objects up via tractor beams. Alien troops and tripods descend, attacking civilians worldwide. In retaliation, humans seize alien weapons and dismantle a tripod to utilize its black hole weaponry. This initially works, but the effort backfires when they try to combine the weapons at Dodger Stadium for a killing blow, resulting in the accidental generation of a black hole that destroys the alien fleet, the Earth, and a small part of the Milky Way. Directed by: Robert Bisi & Andy Lyon.
12 total · 1 choice · 7 major · 4 minor
| Theme | Level | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| attack from outer space by a genocidal enemy | choice | Grey-type humanoid aliens launched a full-scale invasion of Earth, after their attempt at making a peaceful first contact ended in tragedy. |
| black hole | major | Humanity inadvertently created a black hole that swallowed up the entire Earth and a good chunk of its neighborhood in the Milky Way. |
| extraterrestrial being | major | Grey-type humanoid aliens launched a full-scale invasion of Earth, after their attempt at making a peaceful first contact ended in tragedy. |
| facing an invading force | major | The nations of Earth mobilized to combat the invading aliens. |
| facing an overpowering adversary | major | The nations of Earth mobilized to combat the invading aliens. |
| first contact | major | The story opens with aliens attempting a peaceful first contact with humans after landing their flying saucer in the Nevada Desert. The encounter went disastrously wrong and quickly escalated into a full-scale invasion and a war with which the rest of the story was concerned. |
| humanity's place in the universe | major | The story concluded by zooming out to a view of the galaxy and showing humanity disappearing into a black hole with the artistically rendered sound of a fart. |
| speculative weapon | major | The alien tripod walkers were equipped with devastating cannons that shot miniature black holes. In their attempt to master the technology, the humans inadvertently created a black hole that swallowed up the entire Earth and a good chunk of its neighborhood in the Milky Way. |
| alien abduction | minor | The aliens beamed away a man while he was in the midst of shagging a cow. |
| bestiality | minor | The aliens beamed away a man while he was preparing to shag the cow he had just milked. |