The Assassin story
Happy housewife Janet McKay finds her day disrupted by Simone, William, and Todd, a trio of CIA operatives who break into her home. The agents explain that they are searching for her husband, whom they believe is Ronald Wald, a former assassin gone AWOL, in an effort to kill him. They explain to Janet that they must kill her as well, to silence any witness. However, the agents are unaware that Ronald is actually closer to them than they think. William Sadler appears in the Crypt Keeper's scenes as the Grim Reaper (reprising his role from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey), who partakes in a winner-take-all game that is encored with Sadler as a different character in Bordello of Blood. Directed by: Martin von Haselberg. Story by: Scott Nimerfro.
14 total · 3 choice · 4 major · 7 minor
| Theme | Level | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| gender bending | choice | Janet was a seductive blonde female with a submissive streak in the bedroom, and a model of a traditional house wife. It was therefore a rather surprising plot twist when she revealed herself to be Ronald Wald, a macho spy and assassin who had gone under cover by (evidently) undergoing extensive surgery to change her gender, and marrying a hunk. |
| hitman occupation | choice | The story concerns a gang of CIA assassins who sought to find and execute a comrade that had gone AWOL some years ago. |
| murder | choice | The story concerns a gang of CIA assassins who sought to find and execute a comrade that had gone AWOL some years ago. |
| facing a home invader | major | The seemingly mild-mannered housewife Janet was terrorized in her home by a trio of CIA assassins who were looking for her husband. |
| having a skeleton in the closet | major | In a surprise twist, the viewer learns that Janet was hiding from her husband that she'd undergone extensive surgery to change her gender, and had formerly been a CIA assassin. |
| husband and wife | major | Jeremy and Janet McKay were in a blissful marriage. |
| what if I found out that a loved one was not the person I thought they were | major | The viewer is led to believe that Janet, a seemingly mild-mannered house wife, was shocked when a trio of CIA agents insisted that her husband was a former assassin. |
| bondage sex | minor | Jeremy told Janet he had bought a new paddle near the end (pun not intended) and planned to use it on her end. |
| cannibalism | minor | The story concluded with Janet serving her would-be assassins for dinner. This was made clear by Janet picking out part of a human foot from the meat she'd roasted in the oven. |
| courage in the face of death | minor | A seemingly terrified Janet worked up remarkable poise when she seduced and turned the tables on her would-be executioner. |